
If you come into my home at night Thinking you are out of sight
I have no compassion for you or your kind Even if you’re excited with what you may find
You may think you deserve life on this earth But I find you have too grandiose a worth
From creature lover, vegetarian I will become your barbarian
With your promises of allergic rashes My only desire is to send you to ashes
You may live for a week without your head But I am not willing to wait, I want you dead
You’ve dodged the maze of naphthalene balls And all other anti-cockroach pitfalls
Do not cross me, my feet or my fears I do not consider you one of nature’s little dears
Run if you see me, I’ll give you a head start I will freeze at first, with extreme beating of heart
But be clear, critters, you are not welcome in these lands I will always ensure with outstretched hands, You will die. (Sorry.)
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